STEALIN' WITH A CART PEN!

Yo, lemme break it down for ya. Ain't nothin' cooler than hittin' the shelves with a wheeled contraption pen. This ain't your mama's stationery set, this is weapons grade. We talkin' 'bout scannin' those barcodes right off the goods. Then you just scoot on out with your swag, fast as a greyhound. Ain't no store security officer gonna stop ya when